S. Anthony Says…

Perfection and the “Ass whip quota” (#53)

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I talk about how silly it is to try to be perfect and also about the "Ass whip quota" that some people have.


Running Time 14min25sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Marriage vs Politics and more teasing of Florida (#52)

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I talk about how the contrived nature of politics is matched only by the contrived nature of marital fights and I tease Florida some more. 
(Don't worry Florida, I still like you)

Running Time 09min27sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Life lessons from Bruce Lee, Tiger Woods and traffic jams (#51)

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This episode talks about the lessons we can learn in life from anything. I literally mean anything from Bruce Lee's triumphant comeback from an injury to Tiger woods changing his golf swing at the peak of his career to traffic jams. 

Running Time 07min48sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Some people are like medicine, they can only be taken in small doses (#50)

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I talk about my theory that some people are like medicine and can only be taken in small doses.

Running Time 07min48sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford (#49)

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Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford

Running Time 05min25sec

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I’m an uncle AGAIN & Fake apologies (#48)

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I talk about becoming an uncle AGAIN and how much I hate fake apologies

Running Time 08min16sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

How to STILL have sex even if you have kids (#47)

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I tell married people how they can STILL have sex if they have kids at home. Yup, I know things...

Running Time 07min34sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

No, YOU’RE old! & Yup, STILL single (#46)

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I talk about how new things can make you feel old and some bad dates.

Running Time 13min47sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Florida… STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE! (#45)

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I talk about the crazy shootings in Florida  

Running Time 05min05sec

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NSA suck it!, People are NFL teams and The Botox police (#44)

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I tell my true feelings about the NSA, I talk about how much people are like NFL teams and I warn you about the Botox police.

Running Time 17min01sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Don’t fear street whores, fear the ones in robes and suits (#43)

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Whores aren't just on street corners, they wear robes and suits.

Running Time 09min11sec

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Gold diggers, come and get me! (#42)

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I talk about how I'm going to be PRO gold digger if I'm NOT married by 60 years old, and the difference between an 18 year old having sex, and man having sex.

Running Time 14min18sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Bad environment, bad results and the I’ll kill ya face (#41)

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I talk about the toughest, most dangerous place that I've ever lived and how you can be changed by your environment for the better... or worse... it's your choice.

Running Time 14min47sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

An anniversary passes and my life changes forever (#40)

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A serious talk about what happened to me when I noticed that my comedy anniversary had passed. I realized that it was time for a serious change.

Running Time 10min28sec

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Don’t trust nice people & 70s era icon lust (#39)

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I talk about how I grew up not trusting "Nice" people and my lust for 70's era women in television and movies.


Running Time 14min24sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

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Man-ass water & Mrs. Eve Villbitch (#38)

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I talk about the most horrible moment I've ever had in my bathroom... EVER and I tell the story of a horrible woman... Mrs. Eve Villbitch.

Running Time 15min24sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Being alone & Those movies aren’t MINE! (#37)

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Being alone isn't always bad... and I really DON'T know how those types of movies ended up hidden in my closet... Shut up.

Running Time 13min37sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Idiot friends fighting over Facebook (#36)

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Yes, my friends are grown men. Yes they got into a big fight over Facebook. Yes, they dragged ME into it. 


Running Time 11min10sec

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Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)